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THE GREED OF HIRST
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THE FART WORLD TOYS — VOL. 5
THE GREED
OF HIRST
COLLECT POINTS TO DRESS HIRST IN UNDERWEAR.
CATCH: PILLS · DOLLARS · HENI
AVOID: HEARTS · CATS · BRAINS
SCORE BELOW ZERO → FIRE — 60 SECONDS
TOUCH OR MOUSE TO MOVE THE TRIDENT
DEVOURED!
THE TRIDENT HAS FALLEN.
THE FIRE HAS YOU.
TOO MUCH COMPASSION FOR A HIRST.
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HIRST IN PARADISE
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CAST OUT!
THE ANGEL CRITICS PREVAILED
HEAVEN REJECTED YOUR APPLICATION.
EVEN GOD KNOWS
YOU'RE OVERPRICED.
PRESERVED
IN GLASS!
GOD ACQUIRED YOU PERSONALLY
YOU REACHED THE GATES.
GOD PLACED YOU IN A TANK.
"YOU WERE PLACED IN, MUAHAHA."
NOW YOU ARE THE ARTWORK.