0 PTS THE GREED OF HIRST 60s
TFWT
THE FART WORLD TOYS — VOL. 5
THE GREED
OF HIRST
COLLECT POINTS TO DRESS HIRST IN UNDERWEAR.
+10
+15
+25
−20
−15
−20
CATCH: PILLS · DOLLARS · HENI
AVOID: HEARTS · CATS · BRAINS
SCORE BELOW ZERO → FIRE — 60 SECONDS
TOUCH OR MOUSE TO MOVE THE TRIDENT
DEVOURED!
THE TRIDENT HAS FALLEN.
THE FIRE HAS YOU.

TOO MUCH COMPASSION FOR A HIRST.
0 PTS HIRST IN PARADISE ♥♥♥
JUMP
CAST OUT!
THE ANGEL CRITICS PREVAILED
HEAVEN REJECTED YOUR APPLICATION.
EVEN GOD KNOWS
YOU'RE OVERPRICED.
PRESERVED
IN GLASS!
GOD ACQUIRED YOU PERSONALLY
YOU REACHED THE GATES.
GOD PLACED YOU IN A TANK.
"YOU WERE PLACED IN, MUAHAHA."
NOW YOU ARE THE ARTWORK.